Tuesday, December 18, 2012

i must have been naughty: penn station

dear santa,
i wanted to put my Christmas list on top of one of those presents so maybe there would still be time for you to bring it to the elves and then they could make something that i really want. but i could only get within a couple of feet of you. is there a restraining order or something against me? please let me know because Christmas is almost here. is there a court in the north pole that handles things like this? please send me there (sic) address. as always, i will leave cookies for the reindeer and a cup of warm milk for you.
very truly yours,

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